{"title":"Keychains","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"day-of-the-dead-hot-sauce-with-skeleton-key-chain","title":"Captain Thom's Day of The Dead Hot Sauce with Skeleton Key Chain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"s_text_block   o_colored_level\" data-snippet=\"s_text_block\" data-name=\"Text\" data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Thom's Day Of The Dead Hot Sauce with Skeleton Key Chain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Fiery Tribute to the Spirits, the Skeletons \u0026amp; the Sacred Heat \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStep into the glow of marigold lanterns and swirling incense as Captain Thom invites you to celebrate flavor the\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eDía de Muertos\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eway—bold, bright, and alive with enough heat to wake even the sleepiest of spirits.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Thom’s Día de Muertos Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis no ordinary condiment… it’s a ritual offering, a flavor invocation, and a smoky celebration of the dead who still love a good meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with reverence—and a mischievous wink—this habanero-based blend brings the warmth of the afterlife straight to your plate. One drop and you’ll swear you can hear skeletal mariachis tuning their guitars behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE SPIRIT WORLD’S OFFICIAL WAKE-UP CALL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt the heart of this enchanted elixir lies a fiery procession of ingredients:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoked Habanero Peppers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– as bold as a laughing calavera\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCarrot Purée\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– sweet and silky like an ofrenda candle melting in the night\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePiquin Peppers\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– tiny but feisty, like a sugar-skull trickster\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoky Pepper Vinegar\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– the ancient breath of fire itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTequila\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– because no celebration of the departed is complete without a spirited libation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLime Juice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– bright enough to cut through any earthly or unearthly gloom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOnion \u0026amp; Spices\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e– the aromatic backbone of every good fiesta\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe result? A medium-heat hot sauce that dances across your taste buds with the same rhythm as a skeletal parade through candlelit streets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePERFECT FOR THE LIVING \u0026amp; THE DEAD ALIKE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCaptain Thom crafted this potion to accompany every dish that needs an awakening, from the land of the living or the world beyond:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTacos that’ll make you shout “¡Que viva el fuego!”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTex-Mex spreads fit for a ghostly feast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNachos, tamales, enchiladas, quesadillas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOr simply drizzled on anything that’s feeling a little… lifeless\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you’re eating, this sauce brings it back from the brink with a smoky, citrus-kissed kick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA SOUVENIR FROM THE OTHER SIDE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery bottle of\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Thom’s Día de Muertos Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ecomes adorned with its own\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eskeleton keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e—a tiny guardian spirit, grinning as it watches over your fiery adventures. Clip it on your keys, backpack, or altar—it’s a keepsake that says you’re not afraid to walk between worlds in search of great flavor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA CELEBRATION IN EVERY DROP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrant, smoky, spirited, and unapologetically alive, this is the sauce that honors tradition while bringing a spark of mischief to every meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRaise your bottle, light your candles, and awaken the flavor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"container s_allow_columns\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Thom’s Día de Muertos—where heat meets heritage.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSmoked Habanero Peppers, Carrot Puree, Piquine Peppers, Smokey Pepper Vinegar, Tequila, Lime Juice, Onion, and Spices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Captain Thom's Chili Pepper Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31503996125247,"sku":"1984","price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/files\/Dia_de_los_Muertos_Post.png?v=1788451135"},{"product_id":"caboom-tracer-hot-sauce-with-bullet-bottle-opener-keychain","title":"CaBoom! Tracer Hot Sauce with Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! Tracer Hot Sauce with Bullet Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLight Up the Line—This Sauce Leaves a Trail!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eWhen precision heat meets battlefield intensity, you get\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! Tracer Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e—a sauce engineered to\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eshow you exactly where the fire’s coming from.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! Hot Sauces\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare known for making taste buds explode, and this one is no exception.\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis designed like a live round: bright, hot, concentrated, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eLoaded with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapsaicin Extract clocking in at 2 Million Scoville Heat Units\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sauce delivers a burn that cuts through your senses like a glowing tracer round streaking downrange. It’s blended with tactical accuracy to target your heat receptors with devastating effect. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eIt won’t kill you…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebut there’s a moment you might wish it did.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThis isn’t an everyday sauce—this is a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ehigh-intensity, range-certified, culinary munitions round.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eEvery pull of the bottle is a controlled shot:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHammer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFiring Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRifling\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMinute of Angle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProne Position\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eIf you know, you know...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003ePerfect for heat warriors who crave intensity and flavor with a side of adrenaline,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTracer Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003edelivers a burn you can\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003etrack\u003c\/em\u003e, a shot pattern you can trust, and a kick that hits harder than recoil from a cold-bore shot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eAnd with the included\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebullet keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e, you’ll always have a reminder of the firepower you’re carrying.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFire in the hole!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady… Aim… FIRE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eOpen this bottle and prepare to see the burn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ein full trajectory.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCaJohns Fiery Foods - Award Winning Flavor with Fire!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003eWater, Red Habanero Pepper Mash (Red Habanero Peppers, Salt) Distilled Vinegar, Tropical Fruit Salad (Pineapple, red \u0026amp; Yellow Papaya, Guava, Water, Sugar, Pasion Fruit Juice, and Citric Acid), Tomato Paste, Mustard, Distilled Vinegar, #1 Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, and Spices), 2 Million Scoville Heat Unit Oleoresin Capsicum \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cajohn's Fiery Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32453434572863,"sku":"7714","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/products\/tracer.jpg?v=1651848435"},{"product_id":"caboom-ballistic-hot-sauce-with-bullet-bottle-opener-keychain","title":"CaBoom! Ballistic Hot Sauce with Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! Ballistic Hot Sauce with Bullet Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLock. Load. Light ’Em Up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen ordinary hot sauce just won’t hit the mark,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! Ballistic Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003esteps up with military-grade intensity. This isn’t a casual condiment—it’s a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eprecision-crafted heat weapon\u003c\/strong\u003e, engineered for those who live for the burn. With\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecapsaicin extract hitting 4 million Scoville Heat Units\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sauce is\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003elocked, loaded, and ready to fire\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003estraight at your taste bud heat receptors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFormulated like a chef’s version of tactical ammo, CaBoom! Ballistic delivers a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003econcentrated, laser-focused blast of heat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003edesigned to demolish its target. One drop and you’ll know exactly why we say:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Fire in the hole!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDon’t worry—Ballistic won’t kill you…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut there’s a moment you might wish it did.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the brave, the bold, and the heat hunters who take their spice like they take their shots—with accuracy, impact, and zero hesitation. And with the included\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003erealistic bullet keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e, you’ll carry the spirit of the range wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady… Aim… FIRE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who demand extreme heat with tactical flair\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBallistic\u003c\/strong\u003e hits dead center every time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eCaJohns Fiery Foods - Award Winning Flavor with Fire!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003eDistilled Vinegar (Diluted with water to 10% Acidity), Water, Red Habanero Pepper Mash (Red Habanero Peppers, Salt) Tropical Fruit Salad (Pineapple, Red \u0026amp; Yellow Papaya, Guava, Water, Sugar, Passion Fruit Juice, and Citric Acid), Tomato Paste, Mustard (Distilled Vinegar, #1 Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, and Spices), 4 Million Scoville Oleoresin Capsicum \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cajohn's Fiery Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32453516591167,"sku":"9032","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/products\/ballistic.jpg?v=1651848391"},{"product_id":"caboom-high-velocity-hot-sauce-with-bullet-bottle-opener-keychain","title":"CaBoom! High Velocity Hot Sauce with Bullet Bottle Opener Keychain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"s_text_block   o_colored_level\" data-snippet=\"s_text_block\" data-name=\"Text\" data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"container s_allow_columns\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! High Velocity Hot Sauce with Bullet Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLocked On Target. Zeroed In. Ready to Fire.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eFrom\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAmerica’s finest and most awarded small-batch sauce maker\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaBoom! High Velocity Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis engineered like precision ammunition—crafted for accuracy, consistency, and impact. This high-performance table sauce delivers an\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eexquisite balance of flavor and fire\u003c\/strong\u003e, the result of blending premium, carefully selected chiles with only the finest ingredients a marksman of taste would accept.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eCalibrated with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRed Jalapeño\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand boosted with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 Million SHU Pepper Extract\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eHigh Velocity\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003etakes aim with a clean, powerful burn. But heat alone isn’t the mission—\u003cstrong\u003epure cane sugar\u003c\/strong\u003e, vibrant\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003egarlic\u003c\/strong\u003e, and bright\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003elemon extract\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eare expertly added to maintain a dead-center balance of sweet, savory, and searing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eWhen you squeeze the trigger on this bottle, expect\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ea straight shot of flavor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ethat lands exactly where you want it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDead on. Every single time.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThis is one of our\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003emost decorated, award-winning recipes\u003c\/strong\u003e, trusted by spice sharpshooters everywhere. Satisfaction?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGuaranteed. Or your taste buds need more training.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eWith the included\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ebullet keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e, you’ll carry the spirit of the range everywhere you go—locked, loaded, and ready for action.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReady… Aim… FIRE!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eJust be careful not to flinch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThis sauce hits with\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHigh Velocity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand flawless precision. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eCaJohns Fiery Foods - Award Winning Flavor with Fire!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003eDistilled Vinegar, Red Jalapeno Pepper Mash (Red Jalapeno Peppers, Salt), Water, 1 Million Scoville Heat Unit Pepper Extract, Garlic Powder, Pure Cane Sugar, Jalapeno Powder, Xanthan Gum, Lemon Extract (Alcohol, Water and Oil of Lemon) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Cajohn's Fiery Foods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32453540708415,"sku":"7407","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/products\/highvelocity.jpg?v=1651848416"},{"product_id":"sharkbite-great-white-garlic-hot-sauce","title":"Shark Bite Great White Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce with 3D Printed Great White Shark Keychain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"s_text_block   o_colored_level\" data-snippet=\"s_text_block\" data-name=\"Text\" data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Great White Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce with 3D Printed Articulating Great White Shark Keychain \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the depths of the flavor ocean… comes a predator you won’t forget.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eFrom the mysterious depths of the flavor ocean rises a true culinary predator—\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Great White Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eCrafted in small batches for those who crave bold flavor and fearless heat, this striking sauce unleashes a powerful combination of fiery habanero peppers and robust garlic, creating an unforgettable flavor experience that attacks the palate with the speed and precision of the ocean’s most legendary hunter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThe first taste strikes fast and sharp, delivering the unmistakable bite of fresh habanero heat. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eLike a Great White emerging from the deep, the intensity arrives suddenly clean, powerful, and electrifying. Just as quickly, a wave of rich, savory garlic follows, rounding out the burn with depth and character that keeps your taste buds circling back for more. The result is a perfectly balanced hot sauce that is both aggressive and flavorful, bringing together blazing spice and bold aromatics in one unforgettable encounter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eHandcrafted with care and bottled in limited small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Great White Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003efocuses on quality ingredients and full-bodied flavor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThe habanero peppers provide a bright, tropical heat that is fierce yet vibrant, while the garlic delivers a savory backbone that enhances everything it touches. The sauce pours smooth and coats food beautifully, ensuring that every bite carries the full force of its ocean-inspired intensity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThis versatile hot sauce thrives wherever bold flavor is welcome. Splash it over tacos for a thrilling burst of heat, toss it with chicken wings for a fiery coastal twist, or add it to burgers, seafood, grilled meats, and roasted vegetables to give everyday meals a predator’s edge. Even a few drops can transform soups, marinades, and dips into something deeper, richer, and far more exciting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eEach bottle also includes a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3D-printed articulating Great White shark keychain;\u003c\/strong\u003e a miniature apex predator designed with moving jaws and lifelike detail. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThe collectible keychain adds a playful yet fierce touch to the experience, allowing fans of bold flavor to carry a tiny reminder of the ocean’s most famous hunter wherever they go. Just like the sauce itself, it’s designed to snap, bite, and leave a lasting impression.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Great White Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eisn’t just another hot sauce—it’s an ambush from the deep. Smooth yet razor sharp, savory yet dangerously hot, it captures the spirit of the Great White shark: powerful, relentless, and impossible to ignore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eWarning: This sauce strikes fast and bites back. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eProceed with caution—you might just need to call the Coast Guard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003eVinegar, Aged Red Habanero Peppers, Salt, Vegetable Blend (Dried Carrot, Dried Onion, Dried Garlic), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hot Sauce Fanatics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41862678183999,"sku":"1904","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/files\/SB_GHab.webp?v=1785441456"},{"product_id":"sharkbite-hammerhead-habanero-hot-sauce","title":"Shark Bite Hammerhead Habanero Hot Sauce with 3D Printed Hammerhead Shark Keychain","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv itemprop=\"description\" class=\"oe_structure\" id=\"product_full_description\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"s_text_block   o_colored_level\" data-snippet=\"s_text_block\" data-name=\"Text\" data-oe-version=\"1.2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Hammerhead Habanero Hot Sauce with 3D Printed Articulating Hammerhead Shark Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDive in… if you dare.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eEnter the deep end of bold flavor with...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Hammerhead Habanero Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e, an artisan-crafted, small batch hot sauce inspired by one of the ocean’s most distinctive and relentless predators. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eBuilt around the fierce heat of premium habanero peppers and sharpened with a lively citrus edge, this dynamic sauce delivers a powerful strike of flavor that hits fast, lingers confidently, and keeps your taste buds swimming back for more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eAt first taste, the sauce charges forward with the unmistakable intensity of habanero heat—bright, fiery, and immediate. Like the sudden sweep of a hammerhead through open water, the heat lands with authority before unfolding into a vibrant citrus bite that lifts and balances the spice. This layered flavor profile creates a silky-smooth table sauce that is bold yet refined, delivering both heat and complexity in every drop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eProduced in carefully crafted small batches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShark Bite Hammerhead Habanero Hot Sauce\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eshowcases an artisan approach to flavor, where quality ingredients and balanced heat take center stage. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThe habanero peppers provide a lively, tropical warmth that excites the palate without overwhelming it, while the citrus-forward brightness adds dimension and versatility. The result is a smooth, pourable sauce that complements a wide range of foods while maintaining its fierce character.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThis versatile hot sauce is designed to elevate everyday meals with a swift strike of flavor. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eDrizzle it over tacos for a bright, fiery boost, coat wings in its bold heat, or splash it across burgers, fried chicken, and grilled seafood to create a meal that feels like a high-stakes encounter in the open ocean. It also shines on pizza, roasted vegetables, rice bowls, and breakfast favorites, transforming simple dishes into something bold, vibrant, and unforgettable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eAdding to the experience, every bottle includes a\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3D-printed articulating Hammerhead shark keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e, a collectible companion designed to echo the fierce personality of the sauce itself. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eThe detailed miniature shark features movable joints and snapping jaws, capturing the unmistakable silhouette of the hammerhead while giving fans a fun, tactile reminder of the flavor predator they’ve just unleashed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eShark Bite Hammerhead Habanero Hot Sauce is more than just heat—it is a full sensory encounter inspired by the power and precision of the ocean’s hunters. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eSmooth yet aggressive, bright yet dangerously bold, it delivers the kind of flavor strike that keeps thrill-seekers and heat lovers coming back for another bite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eWarning: This sauce bites back. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eExpect a hammering wave of habanero heat in a silky-smooth table sauce that pairs perfectly with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003epizza\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003ewings \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eburgers \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003efried chicken \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003etacos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eseafood \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eand countless other dishes. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003eOnce it strikes, there is no escaping the flavor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-oe-model=\"ir.ui.view\" data-oe-id=\"4387\" data-oe-field=\"arch\" data-oe-xpath=\"\/data\/xpath[2]\/div[2]\/div[1]\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHabanero Peppers, Carrots, Onions, Vinegar, Garlic, Lime Juice, and Salt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hot Sauce Fanatics","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41862694535231,"sku":"1778","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/files\/SB_Hab.webp?v=1785441542"},{"product_id":"area-51-the-hot-sauce-that-doesnt-exist","title":"Area 51 - The Hot Sauce That Doesn't Exist with Alien Keychain","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan class=\"h6-fs\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAREA 51 — The Sauce That Doesn’t Exist with Alien Keychain \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e– Classified Heat. Unidentified Flavor Object. –\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOP SECRET.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOfficially, \u003cstrong\u003eArea 51\u003c\/strong\u003e isn’t real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpace aliens? Never seen one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFlying saucers? Pure fiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd this hot sauce?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbsolutely does not exist. You didn’t get it from us.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut for legal reasons we must also mention:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside this “nonexistent” bottle lies a flavor born somewhere between the \u003cstrong\u003eHot Sauce Planet\u003c\/strong\u003e, the \u003cstrong\u003eBermuda Triangle\u003c\/strong\u003e, and an interdimensional taco truck parked just outside the Milky Way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from \u003cstrong\u003eOrange Habanero peppers\u003c\/strong\u003e, enhanced with \u003cstrong\u003eCrushed Red Pepper\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003eOnion\u003c\/strong\u003e, and just enough \u003cstrong\u003eGarlic\u003c\/strong\u003e to keep the little green guys smiling (and maybe a few vampires at bay), \u003cstrong\u003eAREA 51\u003c\/strong\u003e unleashes a heatwave so otherworldly it practically hovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003etropical, extraterrestrial fusion\u003c\/strong\u003e with a burn bright enough to signal distant galaxies and a flavor bold enough to interrogate your taste buds. Whether you’re grilling earthly critters—chicken, burgers, wings—or feeding an unexpected guest from Zeta Reticuli, this sauce knows no borders. Or planets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome say it’s used during alien abduction debriefings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOthers swear it's served in the cafeteria beneath the Groom Lake runway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe can neither confirm nor deny these culinary rumors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat we \u003cem\u003ecan\u003c\/em\u003e tell you is this:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eStorm the pantry.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Storm Area 51.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e Taste the truth they don’t want you to know.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemember:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI like space aliens…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI just can’t eat a whole one myself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAREA 51 — The Hot Sauce That Doesn’t Exist (Wink).\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWater, Orange Habanero Pepper Mash (Orange Habanero Peppers, Salt, Acetic Acid, Calcium Chloride), Distilled Vinegar (20% Acidity), Crushed Red Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Onion Powder, Xanthan Gum, Sodium Benzoate (As a Preservative) \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hot Shots, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43313168220223,"sku":"1986","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/files\/Area_51.png?v=1788451410"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0200\/0680\/collections\/Keychain_Post.png?v=1788451552","url":"https:\/\/unitedsauces.com\/collections\/keychains.oembed","provider":"United Sauces.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}